WOMEN – A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
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Element: Women
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 &
200 kg
Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious
stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know
reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when
saturated in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct
contact with each other.
sounds about right
lol..thats soo funny…true
thats not even funny! ill tell you what it is! “a load of wash”! OK?
Nice try but nothing spectacular.
I didn’t laugh.
COOL. I like the illegal to possess more than one.
haha, yes it is.
wow lol
LOL
i loves
It would have been great if, it stopped after the PHYSICAL PROPERTIES, it goes down hill after that. I suppose what they say is true. “Sometimes less is more.”
OMG that is so not true! how sad of u!
LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XXXXDDDD
Boring!
Very true and funny thanks
I don’t think it’s funny. Guessing most men will. It’s sexist.
I, for one, find it acceptable, but most of the geeky teen girls and frustrated middle aged ladies will most likely crucify you for this.
LMAO…. At least you know something about women.
You are a cut above the rest, lol a diamond in the rough.
Need a better ANALYSIS??
The truth is out ha ha ha
Number five is HILARIOUS!
In any event, I’m not sure to side splittered or insulted.