I’ve been trying to come up with ideas.
Let’s see…
James and Hannah approach to African Americans that they assert to be members of ACORN.
James: “Hello. We’re in the white slave trade and we were hoping to buy some LSD and meth that we could give to young girls who work in our brothel. Can ACORN help us?”
ACORN member: “Certainly. We just LOVE giving drugs to underage prostitutes. We’re ACORN, you know! Evil is what we’re all about!”
Hannah: “Great! Where can we go to get the drugs?”
ACORN member: “Let me just call up my boss, Mr. Barry Soetoro–I mean, Mr. Barack Obama. He ALWAYS enjoys selling us drugs when he knows that they’re destined for underage girls!”
James: “That would be terrific. Can we pick up the drugs from Mr. Obama himself?”
ACORN member: “Absolutely! Just tell ‘em ACORN sent you.”
*End of video.*
Would that work? Or does it not make ACORN come off as evil enough?
I especially enjoy the conservative contributions to the script. Thanks a lot! Some of you have real talent. Have you considered writing this kind of thing professionally? Maybe Mr. Beck could use your services!
Your screen name is quite appropriate.
ACORN Member: “We will just sue anyone who tries to expose us for what we are by playing our infamous race card”
ACORN Member: ” We have been oppressed by the white man for years, ( of course the dolt doesn’t get it that they are slaves to the white man who runs ACORN and is a millionaire), and we want our reparations for slavery from the tax payers, (even though it was the blacks that sold the slaves to begin with) “
no, you don’t like facts.
ACORN member: I wonder if you can help us rig the next election too. After all, we were successful in stealing their country away from them by popular and electoral vote.
James: Sure.
Hannah: No problem.
ACORN member: I mean, our conspiracy has worked for 48 years. We printed a Barack Obama birth announcement in that Hawaii newspaper and forged his birth certificate during that time. We knew all along that he would grow up to become president!
I’m sorry, what’s your point? Are you saying that the ACORN videos were rubish? why then did ACORN fire the workers after the videos were released?
No just perfect but move to the entertainment section.
You should add a scene where Eric Holder exempts ACORN from all laws.
Typical liberal, faced with the facts, all you can do is ridicule. Good thing we have a few adults in Congress who arent afraid to stop lawbreakers when they see them.
why are all these acorn members sounding like Africans ,the dialects or accent seem to be Kenyan ,what about that?
Stop and call your reps today.
http://www.house.gov/house/MemberWWW_by_State.shtml#nj
seems to me you usually ask some pretty good questions, but this time i can’t tell if you are being serious or facetious. No matter, i can’t help write script.
JAMES: I want to start an illegal prostitution ring with my girl here and several underage girls from El Salvador.
ACORN: Great! I can help you…do you think I can get a cut of some of those profits?
That is how it’s been going so far.
Future: you are obviously not watching the videos. They are giving these people tips on how to avoid prosecution,. for crying out loud. They are telling them to bury the money in tins in the backyard as well as giving them advice on tax evasion. The guy in the video has mentioned underage girls (called them 13 year old girls from El Salvador) and the woman in the first video told them to claim those kids as DEPENDENTS!
Hum.. all those people got FIRED! So it wasn’t phony thats for sure!
Are trying to say the people from ACORN were actors? Why did ACORN announce they were all fired then?
The Acorn workers actually try to ignore the guy saying all the crazy things, hope he’ll go away without sticking a knife in somebody, and try to politely help the young woman because they are sorry she is stuck with such a freekin loser.
no that is no good here is a better idea
James and Hannah walk into an ACORN office:
“What is all that money lying around”
Oh, thats from the stimulus package. The Federal Government took that money from Latasha Brown of Duluth, GA, a Physical Therapist who makes 44,000 a year and gave it to us. It keeps getting under foot. We won’t be using it until the next election when we register the starting lineup of the Dallas Cowboys to vote again.
Um, maybe should the money have been left with the one that worked for it?
That’s racist!! Get out of our office
Video ends amid shouting and pushing
It seems like liberals would want to distance themselves from Acorn, instead of defending them.
The previous videos were confirmed to be Acorn employees IN the Acorn office! Confirmed by Acorn! How else could Acorn have fired them if they were not employees of Acorn?