Is Paris Hilton’s “UNSPECIFIED MEDICAL CONDITION” just cocaine and pill withdrawal symptoms?

How can we be expected to follow the rule of law after this… If I ever get convicted of reckles driving and then violate my probabtion, can I plead the “Paris Hilton deffense” to get out of jail time? Yet another sign that big money runs the show, and the law doesn’t really matter. …But they will arrest me for smoking a joint and just minding my own business.. America, ain’t it grand!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070607/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton


5 Responses

  1. Mochrie says:

    Raging herpes.

  2. map says:

    She probably got a hang nail.

  3. Igby says:

    I do remember hearing people talk about how in the prison she was in, many people have staph infections and it spreads quickly.
    She probably freaked out and had people get her butt out of there.

  4. Ray2play says:

    Yes,
    Paris Hilton defense – Driving without a license
    Robert Downey Jr. – Working under the influence of ????
    W. Bush – Violation of Bill of Rights
    O.J. Simpson – Murder
    etc.
    Precedence is established.

  5. anna says:

    wouldn’t be surprised. cos in reality she’s just a little crack whore whos parents happen to be rich

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