Do you think the reason I’m still sane while everyone else is going crazy is because?

I never have any cash?

http://news.aol.com/article/us-money-laced-with-cocaine/625512

This article says that there is cocaine on most US dollars. Since I never carry cash, I’m going to assume that I am more sober than the average person.

What do you think?


6 Responses

  1. TEX, looking for love. says:

    I’m not sure about the sober Sugar Plum, but I have seen you get crazy with the stripper pole, and the dollar bills you had in the g-string, that was a lot of cash rubbing against your body.
    But to answer, yes your are doll.

  2. Snarky says:

    And you always thought it was gross that I licked my fingers after counting out money. Now the secret is out and everyone will be licking their money.

    What the h*ll is Tex drinking, seeing you at the strip club, doesn’t he know that your at school every evening?

  3. lynna says:

    That could explain why I feel so sick after leaving the bank from withdrawing money from the small check I just deposited. : ( I am going to assume it’s also why all the bank tellers act so stupid.

  4. Harry Belefonte*s Spirit Guide says:

    I don’t see how this is possible. I’ve never done cocaine and know very few people who have. What, 5-10% of the population maybe has tried it? And they happen to have access to most dollar bills? Again, not buying it.

    Though I do believe that most hotel rooms are covered in sperm.

  5. bgbbill says:

    i thought it was cuz snarky was so good in bed?? from what ive read, that is!!

  6. cassandras_evil_sister2 says:

    the fact u got a very loyal man at ur side. like i do!! ;))

    y else do u think we let them ‘play’ on here??

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