What is a simple non-alcoholic drink I can order in a nightclub?

As a designated driver, I want to know what are some simple non-alcoholic mixed drinks I can order in almost any nightclub, without looking like a dork?

And please don’t mention “water” or “coke”. I want MIXED drink suggestions! Thanks!


13 Responses

  1. Penny B says:

    shirley temple
    virgin daquries

    order anything virgin that you think sounds good.

    Virgin in the alcohol world means no alcohol.

  2. THE MAN FROM IOWA says:

    VIRGIN MARY

  3. Fantasy says:

    shirley temple, they don’t have alcohol, i found that out a couple years ago

  4. xxsarahxxb says:

    bring hawwain punch with you and just tell people its wine

  5. marietta says:

    just ask the bartender what virgin drinks they suggest.

    I’d go for a virgin margerita, but thats just me. someone once told me that a dirty hooker cocktail is a virgin drink (oh, the irony), I’m personally not sure, but you could ask.. (it is yummmmy!)

  6. Rebekah B says:

    Well if you want to get something that looks like a drink but isn’t I would suggest getting a Cranberry juice with seltzer and a lime. It will look like a mixed drink but no one will know it isn’t.

    Also a safe bet would be to get any fruit juice and ask them to mix it with a seltzer, soda and throw in some fruit.

    Awesome decision to be a designated driver, kudos for being responsible.

  7. Bert C says:

    Club soda or tonic on the rocks with a wedge of lemon or lime.
    Roy Rogers (like a Shirley Temple but with coke instead of 7-UP).
    Most “frozen” drinks can be ordered “Virgin” such as margaritas, mai tias, pina coladas, etc.

    Bert

  8. shania3949 says:

    shirley temple*

  9. Heart of Fire says:

    Virgin anything. Try a Shirley Temple or a Club Soda with lime.

  10. Cal E says:

    Club soda with a splash of cranberry, orange, or grapefruit (or cranberry AND grapefruit).

  11. likeomgwhateverdude says:

    Odulls ( non alcoholic beer)
    water
    sodas
    virgin daquiris

  12. " LOU " says:

    A Shirly Temple ? dont really know been too long ago in the night clubs …

  13. Justme says:

    Cranberry and orange with lime? I think it’s called a maddress.

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