Question by Its Super Bob… to the rescue: I think I fell asleep during marriage counseling, what now?
It was an extremely boring couple, which I would have to be committed had I been married to either of them. He’s a professor/historian and she’s a librarian. Anyways, together they could tranquilize an elephant on meth with a 30 second recount of last night’s dinner. So when I came to they had left and I’m not sure exactly what time they left so I can appropriately charge them for my time. How should I go about this billing?
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Answer by jowensoderlund
You’re projecting aren’t you…
You and your lady friend need to get out more.
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That session should be free!!! you shouldn’t even think about billing them for you falling asleep. Next time they come in make sure you have had plenty of coffee!!
LOL I think you were gone 2.2 hours, Bob. No, that was me.
I really think that you need to find some friends to hang out with. I am really sorry that you are a very boring person and that you really do not have anything to talk about.
Good luck with that ok.
Ha, funny. I wondered what our counselor has been thinking about us.
I was thinking that she was thinking “that lady is retarded to be declining all that free sex from that handsome young fellow…and he must be a decendant of jesus in order to go 12 years with her behavior”
LOL Maybe for the few seconds your were awake…Now how do you know they didn’t rob you blind while you were sleeping?
Go back and finish your nap, then bill full amount at awakening time.
with counseling like that ….no wonder every ones marriage is screwed up. And then do you think its funny???? You should be asking do you wantFry’s with that.
You have to be kidding! Don’t you have better things to
do with your time?
If you really are a counselor, you’d know. Ethics is something that is addressed in training/schooling/credentialing – whatever you want to call it.
Since you fell asleep during the session and don’t know when they noticed or left, you should not charge them anything since you didn’t do anything for them.
You see, this is exactly why husbands won’t go to counseling. Because they know you will go blab and make fun of them on Yahoo!!